So Im riding into work this morning waiting in some small traffic to get through a light, when this car drives right up on my left side right next to me. The car comes so close to me and doesnt seem like its gonna stop so I give the side of the bumper a kick and turn around....YOOOOO!
Just a little old lady, who I can hardly see because theres a handicapped sticker hanging from the mirror...haha. Looks like she has no idea whats going on.
So traffic creeps up and we both move another car length or so as the road gets narrower next to a curbline with no shoulder and here comes this car again....right up along side me so close that she RUNS OVER MY FRIGGIN FOOT....
AND STOPS RIGHT ON TOP OF IT...(of course)
So I look at her again and yell WTF? and shes just staring at me looking like "how come youre not moving up with traffic?"
And I somehow answer her silent stare with a..."YOURE ON MY FOOT!".....Cant hear me I guess cause shes still stopped on top of my foot. (Not just the big toe, my whole freaking foot.) Doesnt wanna move I guess, so I somehow manage to pull my foot out from under the tire and out of anger I give her bumper another kick just before I blast through the light.
No harm no foul....It was a little suzuki car so my foots just a little sore from ripping it out. My sneakers are cool too...ahha
