Help, in my newly elected position as President of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things, i need to write a speach for our annual get together. How does this sound?
I thank you, gentlemen. The year has been a good one for the Society. This year our members have put more things on top of other things than ever before. But, I should warn you, this is no time for complacency. No, there are still many things, and I cannot emphasize this too strongly, not on top of other things. I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way. Shame indeed but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thing that was not on top of another thing our society would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose. But we flourish. This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. Well done all of you. But there is one cloud on the horizon. In this last year our Staffordshire branch has not succeeded in putting one thing on top of another. Therefore I call upon our Staffordshire delegate to explain this weird behaviour.......
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Monty Python
Obviously, there are far too many non prescription drugs available where you live. Seek help man, try some therapy