Just spent 10 hours on a flights back from Vancouver to Manchester (UK) comedy of errors at the airport - 2 hour delay! I an think of a few strplines - here goes!

MANCHESTER
It rains here!

MANCHESTER
Pigs Ears our specialty!

MANCHESTER
It's not very nice here!

MANCHESTER
Top Binnana!

and yes there are many many more


One day as a tiger is worth a thousand as a sheep