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News of the Dent Rally is spreading wide and far. So far i have been approached by 4 rock bands wanting to play, a hog roast company wanting to set up a stall and most recently a mini pancake company.

Don't worry... all have been let down gently.





Yeah, I heard that the Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd and ACDC were all a bit put out by your refusal Mark.

I'm not so sure about the hog roast but if the noisy sheep in the neighbouring field disturb my hangover like last year then its mutton madras all round this year.

Mini pancakes? Would it have been a different story if they were selling monster pancakes or dare I say it - jaffa cakes?

Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"