Hello fellow Moron, Kevin! I've been wonderin' where you've been keepin' yourself lately!
(now...let me crush out this here cigarette so I can type somethin' here, which EVIDENTLY won't mean a gosh darn thing to you anyway, especially after readin' THIS line o' yours, 'cuz dude, evidently you "don't read so good":
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"Now...listen up Dwight and all the rest of you wannabe dictators."
You see, Kevin ol' boy, ONCE AGAIN...Are ya WITH ME NOW???...LISTEN UP NOW!!!...I SAID:
"I don't want the government mandating people to wear helmets, just like I don't want them to ban cigarettes!!!"
GOT IT, fellow moron???!!! 
AND, I ALSO SAID...
"YES! I AM A MORON FOR SMOKING!!! I ADMIT IT!!! I HAVE EMBRACED MY "INNER MORON"!!!
And so, tell ya what, DUDE?!!!
Why don't you get back to me once YOU'VE embraced YOUR "inner moron" and ADMIT that NOT WEARIN' a friggin' HELMET is a pretty moronic thing to do ALSO!!!(given what WE KNOW about the helmet issue anyway!...and Yep, it's kind'a like what's printed on each and every pack of CIGARETTES, ya know?!)
See ya later Kevin...my FELLOW MORON!!!
("communist"...my fellow moron here called me a "communist"...WHAT A FRIGGIN' JOKE!!!)
(<-I'm at seven now, right?!) 
