Huh! That's funny, Benny. Evidently that must mean my "cyberspace vision" must be in the upper 95 percentile then, 'cuz it sure seems I can usually read that kind o' "tongue in cheek" stuff pretty darn well. Huh! Go figure?!
(well, son of a gun...Ma was right afterall...she always said eatin' all them there carrots when I was a pup was gonna pay off one day!!!)
Now...has anybody else gotten their little feelin's hurt 'round here 'cuz I said they were a moron for not wearin' their little brain buckets out there? Speak up NOW or hold your peace, folks! This is your LAST CHANCE to SAY SO!
(infuriatingly irreverent, ain't I?!)
(tell ya what folks...from now on I'll just go along with the crowd around here and ONLY call those CAGERS out there "morons", okay?!...'cuz evidently, THAT's okay around here!)
(yep...infuriatingly irreverent, alright!)
(BTW...would "Dolt" be an acceptable alternative for "Moron"???)
(<-that's five of them little suckers here, right?...this moron...err...I mean dolt here was tryin' to keep these guys in a progressive number, you see?!...but that's just THIS moron's...err...DOLT'S O.C.D. actin' up again!)
(<-six, right?!)
