The Stormin the Castle rally a drunken Scotsman lying in the middle of a field not just drunk but has now passed the coherent thought stage. Enter stage left one Geordie lad who has also passed the coherent thought stage.
Here we see the Geordie lad finding said scotman lying snoring in the middle of a field. Geordie lad takes pity on Scotsman and wakes him up with delicate boot to ribs and the famous Geordie greeting “Wey hey man Dinna fookin lie there ye wull get stood oan†The Scotsman replies in best Scots….†Awwwwmanwheresmatent†Geordie lad replies “adivent tellus some rotten bastids stole yir tent†Scotsman almost in tears “Naw ah jist canny fun the thing they aw look the sameâ€
Both the Geordie lad and the Scots lad look at each other and survey the surrounding mass of tents and realize both are well and truly lost, they offer a share of the respective bottles that they are clutching with a firm handshake both wander off into the night.
The next day a hungover Scotsman sees a familiar figure a hungover Geordie lad they both recognize each other and the suffering that they both share. An offering of a brew and a roll and egg with bacon is eagerly accepted both eat and drink hardly daring to speak .
Fast forward 5 years and both Geordie and scots lad are still best friends only meeting at Stormin to share a roll and a brew and say hello to each other and shake hands. Good friends
