HEY! Now THAT'S just NOT FAIR!!! What kind of "contest" is this anyway??? I mean, Johann's a professional, as anyone can plainly see just by lookin' at those GORGEOUS PHOTOS o' his.

(and so, as a protest, I'm just gonna gaze at his pictures for the next 5 minutes and wish I had just 10% of his talent!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)