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Wait a minute here! Did somebody say "colors"???

Hey! I like "colors"! What kind'a "colors" are we talkin' about here! Real pretty colors, maybe?!

Wow!

And when you're not ridin' around, you "get to" wear these "colors" at the "clubhouse" TOO, right?!

Wow!

And when when you're at this "clubhouse" I'll bet the folks probably sit around and have great discussions and pose questions to each other like...

"With modern metalurgy practices, do you think there's still a need for Ducati to keep putting Desmodromic valve actuation in their machines?"

or maybe something like...

"Hey, fellow "club members". Have you ever wondered why Harley didn't initiate the sale of that flattrack inspired XR1200 in the United States, where flattrack racing really was king back in the day?

OR maybe even something like...

"Considering the fact that the economy seems to be flattening out, do you guys think motorcycle sales will also follow this same downward path?"

WHAT?! NO?! That would probably not happen?!

REALLY???!!!

You mean the conversations around the "clubhouse" would probably mostly turn to topics like, "Do ya think Mongo and his old lady should finally get a divorce after that last fight o' theirs?"

or

"What kind'a time do ya think Scar will get after that last Meth/DUI(take your pick) bust o' his?"

Well, THAT'S a real shame!!!

In that case, I guess I'll just have to pass on this whole "colors" thing! Sorry.

(and here this whole "colors" thing sounded like sooooo much friggin' "fun" there for a while too, doggone it!!!)




Gee i thought this was gonna be another English lesson.


The percentage you're paying is too high-priced While you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made on your dreams