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While I'm at it in rant mode, whatever happened to "small?"
"Sorry, we don't have small, we have medium."
"F' you - I want a small!"
I reckon that whole small is extinct thing makes sense to somebody,
but it blows way over my head. I gotta go back to Mrs.
Brown from first grade and tell her she f'd up. There is no small. Medium is small.





Sounds like you need a variation of this classic scene:

Wheat toast

Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también