Aw come on, It aint that bad. I would have never drank as much as I did when I was younger if it was. I lived in Vermont for a year and I used to go through 2 32oz cups of Dunkin doughnuts coffee a night ( I worked 12 hour nights at IBM up there ) Hmmm 64oz of coffee, no wonder I left with and ulcer! Oh and Regular in that neck of the woods was black, if you wanted to add cream and sugar you had to tell them light and sweet!
Mark