Reminds me of the time a twice removed niece in law, a bit on the how should I say this, obese side, who just couldn't ask for things. Well Bambi, yes that is her name, took it upon herself to go into the F.I.L.'s fridge and swig using her pursed lips,
from a 2 liter bottle of red soda pop. Yup, we busted her because of the tell tale red micro dots all over the garage floor and car. Swine. At least she could have spit it out in the sink. Serves her right.
(It was humming bird nectar made from red food colouring and sugar.)
