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A bad beer is the one you won't drink when it's the only beer available. While some are certainly better than others, and I have tried pretty much all of them, I have yet to find one I won't drink on a hot day when that's all there is.
Oooooh! In THAT case Larry, you might be interested in this brand new beer I've just heard about and which is juuuuust hittin' the market as we speak here!
It's named....."Any Port In A Storm Lager"!!! 
(from an old Schlitz family recipe.....mmmmmmmm....yuuuummmmm!) 
If I find myself on a desert island, or on a long ferry ride with only one cheap brand of beer, I may have to try it. 
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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