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UK folk can play too, just substitute cockney, geordie or whatever.

1. On the way home from town, the pavement ends about halfway to your house.

2. You live next door to more cows than people.

3. The pipe your water comes from ends a few hundred feet below ground.

4. The floor of your truck is higher than your front porch.

5. You check the weather report before going to work to decide whether you will need the 4 wheel drive.




Guilty of all five counts.

A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice. Pat