UK folk can play too, just substitute cockney, geordie or whatever.

1. On the way home from town, the pavement ends about halfway to your house.

2. You live next door to more cows than people.

3. The pipe your water comes from ends a few hundred feet below ground.

4. The floor of your truck is higher than your front porch.

5. You check the weather report before going to work to decide whether you will need the 4 wheel drive.


Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python