The way I figure, any woman who'd have me, can't be paying too much attention to details. I think i could mount anything short of Jessica Simpson on my bike and she'd be fine with it. She doesn't even notice when I add a new one to the collection.
The trick is making sure there's always enough to fill her out stretched hand. Otherwise... well anyone see the guy feeding the bear on "faces of death"? What happened when he ran out of food?
