Not sure where this really goes, so I'll post it here.
At work yesterday, they brought out a most amazing toolbox. It stands about 6 ft high, and has coil springs on the casters. All stainless steel, excellent drawer slides, high grade security locks, just top notch all around. But, that's just the outsides. It has a builtin refrigerator down at the bottom so you can reach in and grab a can without crawling out from under your truck or car, a builtin stereo with an MP3 connection and a remote control so you can change stations without stopping what you're doing. It also has halogen lights in the lid to light up what you're working on.
I almost managed to sell it to some poor guy, but his wife caught him.


Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python