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I have a list of vehicles I avoid like a hand grenade dipped in AIDS. (Remember, I drive a Jeep Wrangler now as I am waiting to get a bike)
1. Minivans with "Soccer Mom" stickers.
2. Any lifted rig with "Cowboy Up" stickers.
3. Vehicles with multiple "Jesus" stickers. (Each Jesus sticker directly results in a 5hp decrease in performance. Multiple stickers decrease the hp significantly enough for that vehicle to be "the one" holding up traffic. Woe is the one behind a Geo Metro with 50 Jesus stickers.)
4. Any rusted, beat up, bumper barely holding on, "Where's The Beef?" bumper sticker holding the right brake light so it doesn't fall off vehicle. They just don't care.
Be warned Justin, when you find the 2 wheels you are looking for. The people you mention here become even more dangerous.
But at least the ones with all the Jesus stickers realize they need help.
That's what scare my wife. I promised her that I'll take the safety classes as a refresher.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" Hunter S. Thompson
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