Chris! You friggin' WIMP!!!
Are you gonna let a few itty-bitty little BUGS make you a girly man all of a sudden??? Don't you know wearin' one o' those BRAIN BUCKETS not only impairs your hearing to such an extent that "you can't hear ANYTHING out there while you're ridin' around", that they can attribute to a "BROKEN NECK" if you crash, AND well..."you just don't look AS COOL" nor "as MANLY" ridin' around will one o' those things on your noggin!!! Come on! How in the heck are you going to experience the "feeling of FREEDOM" while you're riding your bike around without all those warm Mid-western summer breezes flowing through those locks o' yours???
Yep! I think you better THINK this whole thing THROUGH AGAIN!!!
AND...I CERTAINLY HOPE that I don't come across some thread around here later where you confess that you're now going to start buckling your friggin' SEAT BEAT while you're driving your car around too, you WIMP!!! I mean, screw the idea that you can be thrown from your car in an accident if you don't buckle up!!! What would happen if your car catches FIRE afterwards and you can't get out of it, HUH?! What THEN???!!!
(BTW...for those new or even old members around here who may not RECOGNIZE SARCASM when they SEE IT...well folks...THAT WAS FRIGGIN' SARCASM RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!)
Last edited by Dwight; 06/16/2008 12:42 AM.
