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Yeah, I must be jealous. My girlfriend is deathly afraid of motorcycles. What did I do to deserve that?
Well, let's think about this for a second here, John. 
I'VE GOT IT! MAYBE in a previous life you were...Mussolini!!! 
No! Wait a minute! If THAT were the case you'd probably be a snail or somethin' like that this time around, huh?! 
Okay. Well WHATEVER you did couldn't have been all that bad now, could it?! 
(I mean, AT LEAST you HAVE a girlfriend who'll put up with you in THIS LIFETIME anyway...RIGHT?!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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