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Ok, I've been restraining myself for a while now but why is it that people that tailgate me and refuse to back off are always women?
Well Angel, you know there IS a reason for this inability to judge lengths that appears to plague women especially out there.
You see, all their lives they've been told that 6 inches about a foot in length!!! 
(geez...I thought you knew that, dude!....just ask the ladies 'round here, they'll tell ya...right ladies???!!!)
No its not that...ya see a woman knows you are not gonnna. Stop in the middle of the street go back and punch her in the head.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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