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My wife has a bright yellow t shirt that says in bold black lettering " IF YOUR GOING TO RIDE MY A** AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR"
Har!  
Fidelis et Fortis
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Loquacious
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My wife has a bright yellow t shirt that says in bold black lettering " IF YOUR GOING TO RIDE MY A** AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR"
Har!
Sometimes the funny shirts aint a good idea...I should not admit this..but the other day..I moved up close on a bike
just so I could read what it said on the back of his tee.
It was bright orange with black letters that said.
"CAN YOU SEE ME NOW-AZZHOLE"
I said to myself "Yep I sse you" and backed off 
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Should be Riding
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Should be Riding
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Benny
Black & Silver '02
Too many mods to list
Not enough miles ridden
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Loquacious
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Jay Leno told a great story a while back on TV. He was riding his jet bike which exhausts some extreme heat. He stopped at a light and a Japanese style 4-door pulled up close behind him. Jay pulled up a little and the guy came right up to him. Jay motioned for him to stay back as he pulled as far as he could into the intersection. The guy pulled up again. He was either interested in seeing what the bike was, Jay, or just being annoying. Anyway, Jay gave up and watched the guys plastic bumper slowly melt in his rear view mirror before the light changed.
Maybe when the guy got home and looked at his car, he got the message.
Bob
2005 America, 904cc - sold. 2014 Trophy SE.
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Jay Leno told a great story a while back on TV. He was riding his jet bike which exhausts some extreme heat. He stopped at a light and a Japanese style 4-door pulled up close behind him. Jay pulled up a little and the guy came right up to him. Jay motioned for him to stay back as he pulled as far as he could into the intersection. The guy pulled up again. He was either interested in seeing what the bike was, Jay, or just being annoying. Anyway, Jay gave up and watched the guys plastic bumper slowly melt in his rear view mirror before the light changed.
Maybe when the guy got home and looked at his car, he got the message.
And I'm surprised that after Mr Leno told the story, That the cars owner (or atleast somone claiming to be the cars owner) did not present Mr Leno with a bill for damages.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Jay had a full face helmet on. He probably didn't know it was him. But if he saw or heard of the TV show, he would have known who and what actually happened. He probably already filed an insurance claim. I don't think he could get much more than out of pocket damages in a suit.
Bob
2005 America, 904cc - sold. 2014 Trophy SE.
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Yeah you are probly right,But celebs are often the target of crackpots...(and somtimes rightly so I should add  )
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Greenhorn
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I know for a fact my speedo is 5 mph slow when riding over 30 mph.
Same, I just finish 8k to the east coast and back and my odometer was consitently indicated a -5mph.
Without the sacrifice of the devoted none shall reap the fruits of peace.
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Ok, I've been restraining myself for a while now but why is it that people that tailgate me and refuse to back off are always women? men that have tailgate me usually get the message when I hand signal them to back off; women on the other hand never do. They raise their hands like "What is it?" 
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Fe Butt
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Ok, I've been restraining myself for a while now but why is it that people that tailgate me and refuse to back off are always women?
Well Angel, you know there IS a reason for this inability to judge lengths that appears to plague women especially out there.
You see, all their lives they've been told that 6 inches about a foot in length!!! 
(geez...I thought you knew that, dude!....just ask the ladies 'round here, they'll tell ya...right ladies???!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Ok, I've been restraining myself for a while now but why is it that people that tailgate me and refuse to back off are always women?
Well Angel, you know there IS a reason for this inability to judge lengths that appears to plague women especially out there.
You see, all their lives they've been told that 6 inches about a foot in length!!!
(geez...I thought you knew that, dude!....just ask the ladies 'round here, they'll tell ya...right ladies???!!!)
No its not that...ya see a woman knows you are not gonnna.
Stop in the middle of the street go back and punch her in the head.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Greenhorn
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No its not that...ya see a woman knows you are not gonnna.
Stop in the middle of the street go back and punch her in the head.
What ever hapend to being treated like equals?
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he will do the same to men too 
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