Step one: Grow beard. You see, for some reason being facially hirsute often adds to the intimidation factor...our guess is that you look more Cro-Magnon!(of course some of our fairer sexed members around here may find this first step a major challenge...unless perhaps they're of italian descent...then by all means GO FOR IT!!!)
Step two: Turn around on your saddle and give them the meanest and DIRTIEST look you can muster!(bareing your bicuspids and incisors as much as possible through the above mentioned beard also will give you that certain "mad dog" appearance that you're goin' for here)
Step Three: Yell as loudly and as gutturally as you can..."BACK OFF YOU FRIGGIN' MORON!!!"(now, as this website contains a word filter, the word "friggin'" here is used only as a euphemism...out in the real world we suggest that you use an alternate and more EXPLICIT word beginning with the same letter "F", and which we're sure anyone reading these guidelines will know exactly what that particular word REALLY is here!)
(disclaimer: Our tests using the above guidelines during real world conditions have shown a 96.5% success factor in helping those offending parties realize that they were following a motorcyclist much too closely. However, these same test results have also shown that there was a 2.3% likelihood of said trailing motorist will attempt to run over the motorcyclists, AND a 1.8% likelihood that gunplay could ALSO become an issue. Your results may vary)
Last edited by Dwight; 06/11/2008 2:13 PM.
