I always like it whan a fellow Brits comes over here and enjoys themselves. Brilliant place isn't?
Now, as for your report, you score a great big fat F. Now go home and write me a 500 word essay on your trip to the USA and accompany it with some photos. I want it by tomorrow, or you will be conrfirned to riding a HD Sportster for the next 50,000 miles.
thank you.