mostly I don't like them 'cause they are ugly, look like a farting grasshopper and sound like a monkey farting in a bathtub. I am too old to spend the day sitting like a constipated frog. I do not feel that a motorcycle is safe when it is difficult to keep both wheels on the ground starting or stopping. I don't feel that a motorcycle is safe when it depends on inherent instability to corner well.


Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python