Buy a Garage Queen.
No, it's not a guy who changes his oil in a dress.
It's where the first owner was smart enough to buy a Triumph, but too stupid/unlucky to ride it.
I got a 2003 Speedy, 3 years old at the time, with 1800 miles on it.
Cost about two-thirds the price of new.

Steelheart- '03 Speedmaster Black/Yellow The Hayabusa Killa 16" Shorties/140 mains/Airbox drilled Procom CDI "There is no cure for Celibacy. But we can treat the symptoms."