"guns don't kill ppl. hydraulic shock,inertia & kenetic energy does."
Yota
"Wow Mert...You used guns & farts in the same sentence. I knew I rubbed off on you.
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Yota
"keep a close eye on your condoms. having one come off or finding out you have a hole in one can mess up a great ride. "
Yota
"If you have a stomach virus that caused you to have the squirts for a really long time DO NOT mistakingly use a Stridex pad thinking it is a Tucks pad"
Yota
Happy belated Birthday JR!
