some favorites
"Never tell a woman the truth."...my Dad
"Ich bin ein berliner"....John Kennedy
"Get thar the fastest,with the mostest"...Nathen Bedford Forrest, {Confederate cavalry comander)
"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." ...Ben Franklin
"I am the presedent of Iraq, I want to negotiate"...Saddam Husein when found hiding in his hole.