some favorites

"Never tell a woman the truth."...my Dad

"Ich bin ein berliner"....John Kennedy

"Get thar the fastest,with the mostest"...Nathen Bedford Forrest, {Confederate cavalry comander)

"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." ...Ben Franklin

"I am the presedent of Iraq, I want to negotiate"...Saddam Husein when found hiding in his hole.


The percentage you're paying is too high-priced While you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made on your dreams