This is a pagan ritual, which I refuse indulge in!!!

(okay, the REAL reason I don't have one of these things is because I have a STRICT RULE about there only being ONE ding-a-ling on my bike at a time...and that's ME already!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)