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One night, I'm working the pumps and a Caddy pulls in. A big, well dressed black guy steps out and asks me to add gas. I do so, and we get into a conversation where he mentions he's a pro footballer. Being young and gullible, I believe him in awe and surprise that I get to wait on a genuine celebrity. (The fact I'd never heard of him notwithstanding). I finish gassing up his car, take his money, and give him his change. He then starts with, 'Can you please change this twenty to a ten, and five, and five ones?'



When I was in college, I used to work in a gas station during the summers and the exact same thing happened to me the first summer I worked there. Took me for 20 bucks and I still dont exactly understand it....