The one thing I can remember on saturday night was a Pole taking the mickey out of my lack of poles for my "tent".

How many of you had your own inside decorative pond? I'd have slept a bit better had the fish not been splashing around and keeping me awake. Good job I kept a tent peg to hand so I could ventilate the floor on sunday night.

I'll be launching my new "refugee" range of camping accesories in the summer.


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"