Nope! I don't talk to my bike. But, I admit I DO talk about it behind it's back....to other PEOPLE!!! And NO, I didn't give the friggin' bike a name EITHER!!!

Wait a minute, I take that back! There WAS that one time the battery died on me! And so, yeah...maybe I have!

(but it was the Yuasa Company I was "talkin' to" and not my bike)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)