Well HECK, Roger! What's so ground-breaking about THIS news?!

MacIntoshes, Winesaps, and even Granny Smiths have been giving me gas for years now, dude!

(though it seems my colon will accept the occassional Golden Delicious without much complaint)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)