I've never been threatened by anything so majestic as geese or deer.

Believe it or not I nearly got taken out by migratory toads on my way home from work one night.

I was just going around a bend, fortunately not too fast, on my T595 because it was raining and was faced by hundreds of the slippery devils. It was just like sliding on ice.

And I don't think I was the only victim of these amphibian automotive assasins because the grass verges either side of the road had chunks taken out where cars had slid on them and hit the verges.

The bottom of the fairing and my boots looked like i'd been in a guacamole fight.

So don't think that only the big creatures are a threat to us.


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"