Geez! that is one heck of a story. Don't know if I would of kept my cookies after that.
Me and a buddy were riding in Brown county Indiana. My buddy was in front and got a good look at him almost getting creamed by a huge wild turkey. It missed him by less than two feet! Don't know if it connected if he could of maintained control of his bike.
Well the main point is you like my friend got a pretty good tale and went through it in one piece, except your experience was a lot messier
