Now Dave! Didn't Mark just say that Blighty was...what was that again?, oh yeah..."The founder of the modern world" and "home to all things civilized"???
Well dude! THERE ya HAVE IT!
You see, whereas the Irish, and all those wannabees each and every March 17th(to say nothin' of Cinco de Mayo and THAT whole bunch) use that date as an excuse to get RIP ROARIN' PLASTERED(or as you folks over there on that little island might say, "pi$$ed") and basically..UN-civilized!!!
And SO....seein' as how the ENGLISH seem to take so much pride in this here "civilized" demeanor o' their's,(of course with the possible exception of the times the afforementioned English enter soccer stadiums)...I have to ask: WHAT'S SO FRIGGIN' FUN ABOUT ACTIN' ALL "CIVILIZED" ALL THE TIME, anyway???!!! You see...NOBODY wants to DO THAT!!!('specially us 'mericans!)
Now THAT'S your PROBLEM over there, guys!!! It ain't got NOTHIN' to do with bein' "PC" as far as I can tell. Aren't we talkin' a regular "SNORE-FEST" here, you dern Limeys, you?!(that is once again, outside one of those afforementioned stadiums where they play that funny little kickball game over there!)
(MAN...Why does it always take an "outsider" to point out these OBVIOUS reasons for why things are the way they are in the world, HUH?!)
