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cannot get the key to Blue's stable to turn.
i cannot get to her.
i need her.
badly.
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spray some wd40 or graphite in the keyhole.
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Perhaps Blue does not to be ridden today. Perhaps Blue locked you out. Perhaps Blue is angry with you for buying that cheap gas the other day at the Qwik Stop. Perhaps Blue caught you casting longing glances at the new Harley Rocker. Perhaps... 
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spray some wd40 or graphite in the keyhole.
Then give it a couple of sharp raps with a hammer.
If this doesn't work.....GABH (Get A Bigger Hammer)!!!!
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Or, just unscrew the screws holding the hasp on, get a new hasp and padlock....
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it's not a hasp and padlock; it's a cylinder. the dw40 and graphite are in the _(&(*^)*(_)(^$%^#@#()& garage with Blue. (JCBullen i am not even going to entertain an answer to your commentary   )
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the dw40 and graphite are in the _(&(*^)*(_)(^$%^#@#()& garage
anything in the house like cooking oil?
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see if you can pour a little on the key while inserting and removing the key from the hole... 
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see if you can pour a little on the key while inserting and removing the key from the hole...
oookay...
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One of the tumbler pins is stuck, get a paperclip and straighten it out and stick it in the keyhole so you can rake the pins, you should feel them spring back as the clip withdraws. Then take your hair dryer and heat the cylinder around the keyhole and rap the cylinder sharply with a smallish hammer and see if you can get the pin to extend. Then try the key. Any luck?
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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Borrow a f-in hammer from a neighbor. Knock the f-in thing off. Trust me you will fill really good after this process!
PS, your wallet will suffer during this procedure.
Mike
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Then take your hair dryer
no comment for this either.
got the garage lord involved.
no tricks worked. the lock mechanism itself is fubar. supposedly fubar.
we got in by prying a couple of boards off the neighboring bay, messing with the lock from the inside and with the key from the outside.
boards were being put back up as i left with my girl. he is going out to buy a new whatever.
think i'll go start a new GA 08 Rally thread.
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lil m doesn't everybody have a hair dryer for when their electronics get wet at a rainy gig? It's not like it's a girly thing...
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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no...she has a hair dryer because she has reeeeeeeaaaaaaaally long hair.
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Then take your hair dryer
no comment for this either.
got the garage lord involved.
no tricks worked. the lock mechanism itself is fubar. supposedly fubar.
we got in by prying a couple of boards off the neighboring bay, messing with the lock from the inside and with the key from the outside.
boards were being put back up as i left with my girl. he is going out to buy a new whatever.
think i'll go start a new GA 08 Rally thread.
Dang I was really wanting to beat something with a hammer! 
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well, i did kick the door a few times.
garage lord didn't even ask about the strategically placed boot prints...
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garage lord didn't even ask about the strategically placed boot prints...
I'll bet it convinced him to buy a better lock, though.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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Blue's mad, oh so mad. He needs a loooong ride. Right?
John
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Blue's mad, oh so mad. He needs a loooong ride. Right?
He's going to get one too in maybe 7 days or so...maybe less John but I know that's your favorite number
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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Not anymore, that would make it too long of a wait.
John
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Aw, gee Shar--ya shoulda just told me and i woulda brung the F-150 over hooked up da chain & jerked the lock off, hey, the only thing that counts now,, is that BLUE is free 
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Blue's mad, oh so mad. He needs a loooong ride. Right?
Uhh , I HATE to NITPICK here , but I think Blue is a GIRL , she's a SHE BIKE . Her and Lola communicate via RADAR LOVE and discuss resonating 
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This was the best part of the of teh whole thread in my opinion, think I woke up the nieghbors from laughing.  Oh that Darwin, if I ever get my hands on him... Quote:
the dw40 and graphite are in the _(&(*^)*(_)(^$%^#@#()& garage with Blue.
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Borrow a f-in hammer from a neighbor.
ya think i don't own my own hammer?
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Borrow a f-in hammer from a neighbor.
ya think i don't own my own hammer?
prolly figured it was in the garage next to the wd40
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Borrow a f-in hammer from a neighbor.
ya think i don't own my own hammer?
prolly figured it was in the garage next to the wd40
yeah, okay, that makes sense.
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The joys of motorcycling and garage doors 
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Did ya' just try the code on the opener?
Ride On!
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Surely, you can get your hands on some C-4 somewhere, can't ya?! (I know, I know...her name's not "Surely", it's Shari!!!) 
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Did ya' just try the code on the opener?
code?
you think i am living in the electronic age over here?
sillyyou.
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I've heard if you hold your cell phone up to the lock and have someone call you who has the key it will... Er,, nevermind. 
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Perhaps Blue........
I myself liked JB's response, as it was both helpful and practical. Looking on the "bright side" m, at least for a few hours, you weren't feeling blue , oops..
jh
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Perhaps Blue........
I myself liked JB's response, as it was both helpful and practical. Looking on the "bright side" m, at least for a few hours, you weren't feeling blue , oops..
jh
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got the garage lord involved.
no tricks worked. the lock mechanism itself is fubar. supposedly fubar.
we got in by prying a couple of boards off the neighboring bay, messing with the lock from the inside and with the key from the outside.
boards were being put back up as i left with my girl. he is going out to buy a new whatever.
Don't quit your day job, you'd make a lousy thief. 
Where's McGyver when you need him? He'd have whipped out his swiss army knife and had that door open in nuthin' flat.
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