I am negligent too. I have a can of spray wax I bought in December 05 with the bike. Its still half full at 16,000 miles. It all needs a good cleaning but that is,in the immortal words of Maynard G. Krebs, "WORK!".

Nobody under the age of about 80 will know who Maynard was

I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.