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I was driving a few months back and noticed a pretty beat up car ahead of me had 'JESUS' on the back Arkansas style plate. As I drew closer, I noticed it was just a souvenir plate (Arkansas is in the 'Bible Belt') she had stuck on, so it wasn't so obvious she had no legal plate on her car. I guess cops here don't pay too much attention to 'details' like that. It made me wonder if she even had a license - or insurance, for that matter. I also wondered what Jesus would have thought about it, since he indirectly advocated paying taxes and other legal obligations ('Render unto Caesar, that which is Caesars.')
Um well mabye it WAS Jesus driving.
On may way now to the evil empire's offfice today to render up my puond of flesh.
gotta get this straightened out today, rest of this week and weekend supposed to be great.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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