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Re: DMV morons
Arsenalfan #255187 04/15/2008 12:54 PM
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...and in my finest British accent told the pretty young girl behind the counter what i had done. She smiled and gave me a new registration sticker.




Now Mark! Don't you think that was "rather cheeky" of you to resort to this hackneyed old tactic which admitted somehow seems to still work it's magic upon the some of the female colonists?!


(Eeh...once again it was probably that Gunners jersey the dude was wearin' that day, and luckily for him that girl at the DMV is the ONLY OTHER soccer fan within the confines of Tennessee!!!)

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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
Re: DMV morons
oneijack #255188 04/15/2008 3:17 PM
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I was driving a few months back and noticed a pretty beat up car ahead of me had 'JESUS' on the back Arkansas style plate. As I drew closer, I noticed it was just a souvenir plate (Arkansas is in the 'Bible Belt') she had stuck on, so it wasn't so obvious she had no legal plate on her car. I guess cops here don't pay too much attention to 'details' like that. It made me wonder if she even had a license - or insurance, for that matter. I also wondered what Jesus would have thought about it, since he indirectly advocated paying taxes and other legal obligations ('Render unto Caesar, that which is Caesars.')


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Re: DMV morons
JCBullen #255189 04/15/2008 3:33 PM
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Wait a minute here, JB!!!

I don't remember there ever being a DMV mentioned in "Quo Vadis", "Ben Hur" or ANY of those old sword and sandal movies, dude!!!

(but come to think of it, I think I do remember John Wayne's centurian chariot in "The Greatest Story Ever Told" havin' Jersey plates on the back of it!)


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Re: DMV morons
JCBullen #255190 04/16/2008 9:02 AM
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I was driving a few months back and noticed a pretty beat up car ahead of me had 'JESUS' on the back Arkansas style plate. As I drew closer, I noticed it was just a souvenir plate (Arkansas is in the 'Bible Belt') she had stuck on, so it wasn't so obvious she had no legal plate on her car. I guess cops here don't pay too much attention to 'details' like that. It made me wonder if she even had a license - or insurance, for that matter. I also wondered what Jesus would have thought about it, since he indirectly advocated paying taxes and other legal obligations ('Render unto Caesar, that which is Caesars.')





Um well mabye it WAS Jesus driving.

On may way now to the evil empire's offfice today to render up my puond of flesh.

gotta get this straightened out today, rest of this week and weekend supposed to be great.


The percentage you're paying is too high-priced While you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made on your dreams
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