I did happen to notice that while I was driving at work a really old beat up BMW undertake me on a dual carriageway which had a "baby on board" sign stuck on the back window, "keep your distance-children on board" sticker on the boot and two occupied child seats with a third child in between kneeling back and waving out of the rear window at us.

It probably would have been fine had I not been driving an ambulance at the time with blue lights and sirens wailing at about 80mph.

Perhaps the driver didn't actually like her kids that much.


Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"