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I saw a good bumper sticker today. I’ll have to paraphrase it though Quote:
The reason animal rights nuts hate fur more than leather is that it’s easier to harass rich women than bikers.
I like it
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Not too long ago I saw a Volvo station wagon stopped at a light with like 20 animal rights bumper stickers plastered all over the back of it. I pulled up next to her, and the driver was this stuck-up looking middle-age woman (with her window down, bad move). After looking over a minute I realized something funny - so I lifted my visor and said to her: "NICE LEATHER SEATS, LADY!!!" She turned bright red and wouldn't look at me til the light turned green. 
SFC, US Army (Ret)
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Should be Riding
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What is it with volvo drivers being so vocally active in things? I was on the ferry one time, we had just gotten called back to the cars. IT was REAL hot, and there isn't much air moving down there. Being sensitive to heat, I turned the car on so I could get AC (and re-circ to not suck fumes). Some douchebag in birkenstocks* was walking around saying, quite sarcastically, "mmm lets all breathe the nice fumes! Mmmm!!" like we're all idiots for turning our cars on. Then he got into a big ol Volvo. Not the most fuel efficient car on the block...
*disclaimer. I like Birks. It just REALLY fit the stereotype.
Benny
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Monkey Butt
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Back when I was in the Navy the most popular car for married junior officers in my neighborhood seemed to be a Volvo 244. Heck, I drove one for years myself. Our "Fly Navy" and "Reagan for President" stickers sort of broke with the established Volvo stereotype.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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I dont know why but I've noticed that Volvo drivers are more likly to cut me off...weather i be on 2 or 4 wheels.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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I think they take all the safety propaganda to heart and assume they are invulnerable. Like they think they are driving a tank.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Should be Riding
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Sorta like SUV's in the snow.
Benny
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Should be Riding
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Two best bumber stickers I have seen in the last couple of days:
Gone crazy, will be back soon
Hate logging? Try using plastic toilet paper.
Soren
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seen one today ...lifes a ****** don't vote for one...
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Saw this on a jacked up Jeep the other day
Jack it up, fat chicks can't jump.
Well some might find it offensive, but i found it down right hilarious.
Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
Seller of fine automobiles.
Jaguar, Land Rover, Porsche of Chattanooga
423-424-4000
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Fe Butt
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HEY! Wendy and I are gravitationally challenged! 
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Saw this on the back of a tee shirt last year:
"Sorry if my loud pipes are interupting your phone call"
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My most recent favorites (and ya, I think it was a Volvo),One with a drawing of a hiker, and the other with a drawing of a bicyclist, both said SHARE THE ROAD. I noticed these while I was sliding to a stop because the ditz driving had just pulled out in front of me. I guess share the road only goes so far.
Morituri Nolumus Mori
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I went through an extensive hunt and finally found one that I saw at Busch Gardens in Florida only to have it taken away and used by Mark. He said it was not an appropriate bumper sticker for someone who works at a school.
"If you're going to ride my a** at least pull my hair"
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Worn Saddle
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So far my all time favorite is:
"Too bad ignorance isn't painful"
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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I like the" My Other Car is a Zamboni" bumper stickers. When I was a teen I had a customized van(it was cool then)with a bumper sticker that said, Dont Laugh Your Daughter Could Be In Here. Not so funny now that my daughter is 14. 
Strangler
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I did happen to notice that while I was driving at work a really old beat up BMW undertake me on a dual carriageway which had a "baby on board" sign stuck on the back window, "keep your distance-children on board" sticker on the boot and two occupied child seats with a third child in between kneeling back and waving out of the rear window at us.
It probably would have been fine had I not been driving an ambulance at the time with blue lights and sirens wailing at about 80mph.
Perhaps the driver didn't actually like her kids that much.
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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Fe Butt
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Saw this one just the other day....
My honor student will make
10X more in his lifetime
than your bully will
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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My 'daily driver' is a Volvo S60, so all you peeps making fun of Volvos can kiss my bumper stickers!  My recent favorite bumper sticker is a parody of 'W The President' It sez 'M The Moron'
JB
"Long live the Duck Force!"
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Quote:
Saw this one just the other day....
My honor student will make
10X more in his lifetime
than your bully will
man?...that ones pretty ghey
its always the honor students who end up strung out in their high school years, or learning how to make acid in chemistry class..ahha
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Fe Butt
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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any idiot can make meth, you gotta go to college to learn how to "trip balls"...haha
my burnout buddies used to have a friend named "chemist" he made all kinds of stuff and would talk about molecules and crap...i wasnt stupid enough to trust anything that guy would make though
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