Not too long ago I saw a Volvo station wagon stopped at a light with like 20 animal rights bumper stickers plastered all over the back of it. I pulled up next to her, and the driver was this stuck-up looking middle-age woman (with her window down, bad move). After looking over a minute I realized something funny - so I lifted my visor and said to her:
"NICE LEATHER SEATS, LADY!!!"
She turned bright red and wouldn't look at me til the light turned green.
