Hey Ed! Whaddaya MEAN "the WEIGHT of my generation"???
I'll have you know I keep in pretty darn good trim....for an old fart anyway.
BTW, I'm still checking my policy for that "nuke clause". I HAVE however found what looks like a "sanity clause" in my policy, but I don't trust my insurer here, 'cuz everybody over 7 years old knows that there is NO Sanity Claus!!!
(thank you Chico Marx whereever you are)
(hey, SOMEBODY'S gotta supply the "comic relief" 'round here, or it's KA-BOOM for us all, people!)