Shh! Don't tell anybody, but, when I win Powerball,
I'm off to Libbys to buy a shiny new all black Gold Wing, with
every gee gaw known to man on it.
I just might hafta stop by Canton Cycles and get
a Guzzi California too.
I'd never off my Triumph, but a big ol' comfortable
Wing would be nice. My back and butt would be thankful.
If any a youse whippersnappers have a problem with that,
wait 'til your bones get brittle and crunchy,
and you start doin' the Fred Sanford walk.
