Old joke but still funny!

I have heard of rugby but no nothing of the terminology.I am not a sports fan in general, except motor sports and we like to go to the highland type games. We take the bikes and go watch the caber toss and hammer throw and all those games. Wendy had never been and she had a great time. Kept zooming in on the athletes sitting down trying to look under the kilts!

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