I was in a bar in Birmingham and the England and Wales Rugby match was on. I announced in a loud voice "only two things come out of Wales, whores and Rugby players". A guy next to me stood up to his 6 feet six height and said "My wife is from Wales" ....."what rugby team does she play for" I said......(the old ones are the best).............
If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.