Forgive me if this is a repost, but I hadn't seen this before:
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the
lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on
the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the
biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter from the NY Times has seen the whole scene, and addressing the
biker, says: "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do
in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger and acted as I felt right."
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know,
and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do
you ride?"
"A Harley Davidson."
The journalist leaves. The following morning, the biker buys the Times to
see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.