Nah then si thi - me n'thee l'av t'gi them lot lesson in't tyke! Bloody foreigners

Is that a Baaarnsley chop -head flower

Translation for our colonial cousins:

Hello - You and I will have to teach the rest of the site correct english. It seems not everyone here comes from gods own country.
Is your name a pun on the world famous and feared yorkshire marshal art move called the 'Barnsley chop'?