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BTW, where has Dwight been the last several days?? I miss his SPEAKING IN CAPS to make a point...



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I was thinking that myself. It has been very quiet around here with no Dwightisms. I guess this retired lifestyle is really suiting him. Maybe hes got himself some white pants, white loafers and hes gone to play Bowls with the old folk.



Nah Mark! These shuffleboard tournaments here at The Home are murder, I'm tellin' ya! Zachary over in Room 241 is pretty tough to beat unless you're well rested, ya know!!!

(actually I've been busy doing some modifications to the Prescott house this week)

Now...regarding this thread....

The liberties this country guarantees also guarantee that percentage-wise there are always going to be a higher percentage of people such as this father out there among us who show little constraint in their actions, because these liberties also guarantee people such as this father the right to NOT use that organ nestled between their ears, and thus unfortunately situations such as this seem to be the price we pay to reach the heights of self-expression in this country, for good or bad.

(in other words...this kind'a stuff doesn't shock or surprise me one little bit anymore)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)